Johnny's Live Journal

Poop and peepee and diarrhea

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:58:01 GMT

So yeah,This one time, at ste;ve house i got drunk andi decidedthat since his space bar doesn't work well and that i'm drunk that i'd updatesomething i haven't updatyeed in years, well months,,,,,,or something, did you knowtyhat a wbale ejaculates over 20000 gallons ofsperm into the ocean per ejaculation,m that's a lot of god damn cum...okay
so thepoint isd i've almostgraduated, which meansi'll be happy andr frfee of theat nigger called school....and when i am'hroudh of sjam, i wil burn itd won ....down....and stuff........or atleast spraypraint some profanity....hahahhahahah. omg....boooze is awes0kelm,m i can't wait to fuckin be rid of high school.........gucking niggers....

I'm like...updating...and stuff

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 07:23:48 GMT

i'm updating when it's a bad time, cuz i'm really drunk and we're passing out but there's still so smuch stuff left. we gotta drhink it then i gotta go to co-op whilst still drunk i thin it'll be fun, and stuff. i'm like depressed and stuff, which is why i'm drunk and stuff, and ruining my life...and such...PARTY TIME...MARTI GRAS...SHOW
ME YOUR BOOBS YEE HAWwwww, omg i'm so fucked, i have to say goodbye cuz i just realized everybody's reading this and they'll think stuff, screw you, you ain't got anythin' on me and sasha we're like, immortal and we can fly, and shoot laserbeams from our eyes...go away, i din't like you, bye...my name 9s miranndao

OMGZ AN UPDAET!!!!1111 LAWL!

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 18:14:07 GMT

"onny is soooooooo coool. and he like totally had candy yesteerday and everyone was all WOAH! CANDY! and yeah hes like wickid n stuff - and not just cause he had candy. XD <3jess. xoxoxoxooxoxxxxxxxx."

I am in photography class and I'm having sooooooooooooooo much fun it's unbelievable.

It's cold outside.

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:04:02 GMT

I'm going to be homeless soon...I wish I was joking.

I'm contagious

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:12:25 GMT

I am uber sick and am on pennimiciillininin (i believe that's how you spell it). So if anyone's wondering where i am, i'm in bed popping pills and drinking inhuman amounts of water. See you all in some days, and if i don't, they've shipped me off to the hospital, a good day to all.

OGM!! THEY'RE SONG LYRICS!!! I'M SUCH AN UN-CREATIVE FUCK!!!111 LOLz!!!!111

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:08:55 GMT

I get home from work and you're still standing in your dressing gown
Well what am I to do?
I know all the things around your head and what they do to you
What are we coming to?
What are we gonna do?

Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home

The troubled words of a troubled mind I try to understand what is eating you
I try to stay awake but its 58 hours since that I last slept with you
What are we coming to?
I just don't know anymore

Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home

I get on the train and I just stand about now that I don't think of you
I keep falling over I keep passing out when I see a face like you
What am I coming to?
I'm gonna melt down

Blame it on the black star
Blame it on the falling sky
Blame it on the satellite that beams me home
This is killing me
This is killing me

I never know what to do, what to say.

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:11:00 GMT

.[EMO].
xx.What makes you sigh?: The overwhelming urge to do so.
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself?: not a lot?
xx.Who or what always brings you down?: Getting my hopes up and then feeling disappointed.
xx.Do you wear glasses?: No, need 'em though.
xx.What frightens you?: Being locked in a room and sawing off my foot.
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time?: Yes, it's pretty cold outside.
xx.How many times has your heart been broken?: Never.
xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional?: I like a couple songs to be honest, but they get boring after a while.
xx.Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Noooope.
xx. Why not?: Because I don't have the confidence to do anything about it. The other reason is I'm pretty sure there isn't someone at this point who would reciprocate my feelings.
xx. A crush?: sure
xx. Why dont you tell her/him?: Because you touch yourself at night!

.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law: Which time??? Heh, last night, wait, that didn't happen though hehe.
xx.What or who pisses you off?: Douchebags, assholes
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff?: yes please
xx.The Clash or The Ramones?: I don't like either.
xx.What do you think about Anarchy?: It means I litter.
xx.Tell me about a prank you played: it involved alcohol, and a sharpie
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"?: nothing with permanent damage.
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of your house?: a few times, my shoes were dirty.
xx.Are you in trouble all the time?: My mom doesn't care where I go as long as she knows generally where I'm gonna be.

.[GOTH].
xx.Do you want to die?: No.
xx.What do you think about graveyards?: Hide and go seek, yeeeeah
xx.Do you write poetry often?: Not often, poetry isn't my thing.
xx.How much black clothing do you own?: A bunch.
xx.What type of makeup do you wear?: None.
xx.What do you think about pain?: Hurts, unless it's the good king of pain.
xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world?: Corrupted, brainwashed, that's only the majority though...
xx.Do you cry often?: No, not really.
xx.What do you think about vampires?: I don't think much of them really.
xx.How messy are you in general?: Verrrry messy, looks around...wow.
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly?: against a brick wall covered in spikes and acid, yes, pffffffff
xx.What do you think of mullets?: They're funny.
xx.When did you start drinking alchohol?: last year
xx.Do you go to concerts often?: Yeah, when I'm not working.
xx.What bands rock your pants off?: ones that don't suck
xx.What do you think about violence?: Too much of it everywhere.
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal?: uhm, gets personal here...
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic?: No, hahahaha.
xx.How wild are you in general?: I'm pretty boring unless influenced by something. But I usually try to keep an open mind.

.[GRUNGE].
xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now?: Well I just got back from work so...they were clean before though.
xx.How often do you do the laundry, anyway?: I don't do it. I get someone else to do it for me.
xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot?: No.
xx.When was the last time you showered?: last night before i went to bed
xx.Do you speak clearly?: I mumble all the time, or maybe it's just everyone else's hearing sucks.
xx.Are you a lazy person?: Laziest person I know.
xx.Do you play any instruments?: Guitar, not well, which means I can be the guitarist in Linkin Park.
xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot?: I can't talk for that long without saying something stupid, so I try to keep it short.
xx.What do you think about Nirvana?: Overrated.

.[INDIE].
xx.What makes you different from the rest of them?: My DNA.
xx.Who or what makes you bitter?: Jesus.
xx.What was the last big decision you made?: I'm not good at making decisions, so I keep out of those situations requiring a BIG decision.
xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person?: sometimes.
xx.What do you think about conformity?: I don't care.
xx.How hard do you work to get what you want?: not very.
xx.What do you resent?: your mom
xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole?: Because in the previous question I just insulted your mother.
xx.Do you trust others?: I do, trying to be more careful about that though.
xx.Are you a loyal friend?: I like to be.

.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto?: As ghetto as waterloo gets. yeah i live there
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before?: not a real one
xx.How much bling do you own?: None, I'm a cheapass.
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga?: uhmmmm, i don't know
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints?: bustin' caps, weed's boring.
xx.Big butts or big boobs?: breast size isn't important, i like ghetto butts.
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"?: straight up
xx.Ever been to prison?: nope

.[POP].
xx.Who or what makes you so excited you piss your pants?: an uncontrollable bladder dysfunction
xx.Prep or Yuppie?: puppie
xx.How much money do you spend on bad music?: I hardly ever spend money on music, let alone bad music.
xx.Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter?: Who's justin timberlake...or nick carter
xx.Do you like mainstream music?: here and there
xx.Do you want to be a pop diva?: i think i'd blow all the other pop divas away
xx.How many times, on average, do you say "like" in a sentence?: ionno
xx.OMIGOD or OMG?: OMFG
xx.Ditsy or just plain stupid?: I'm stupid, har har.

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:43:51 GMT

If you really wanna know what's going on in my life or in my head just ask. I'm far too lazy now to write in this thing. And sometimes I'd rather not EVERYBODY read what I write.

I'm so tired of countin' bodies.

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 03:20:20 GMT

That's it. That was the last time and it really scared me. She caught me and now I've completely shattered her trust. I'm through with them. I'm sorry to anyone who I tried to get to do them with me. I'm sorry to anyone I lied to. I know I've been annoying and a bad influence. I don't want that anymore.

Blarg, arrrghh...and he died somehow.

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 00:47:13 GMT

I wish I could just say the words, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I do.

Ima gonna whack you in the lobanza

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 05:26:41 GMT

ABOUT ME
Your full name: Jonathan Cameron Andrews
Age:: 17
Height:: 5ft 9" about
Natural hair color: brown, the tone varies seasonally though
Eye colour: Hazel
Number of siblings:: 1 brother, uggh
Glasses/contacts?: i need one or the other...don't really want them though
Piercings:: eyebrow, lobes, cardillage, no more...maybe one
Tattoos:: none as of yet, I want one though...on my back, just don't know what of yet
Braces?:: need em, don't want em

FAVOURITE
Colour: bah nobody cares, they're just colours
Band: At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, System of a Down and Metallica
Song: Right now it's Come on Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot
Stuffed animal: Bear from when I was born, bear from kindergarten, and penguin
Video game: Meh, don't have a fave at the moment
TV show: ionno, t.v.'s smelly for the most part but I guess Family Guy and South Park
Movie: Girl Next Door, Pirates of the Carribean, Braveheart, A Night at the Rosbury, etc.
Book: blah books........blaaaaaaaaah
Food: Mongolian Grill, neeeeeeed moneeeeyyyyyy
Game on a cell phone: space invaders
CD cover: System of a Down (Self-Titled) or Deloused in the Comatorium
Flower: As long as they look good, smell good, and don't try to eat me, they're ooooook ;)
Perfume: Whatever the one that reminds me of someone...
Animal: Penguins, Lemurs and Tiger
Comic book: Cracked, need subscription ahahhgbnabnb
Cereal: I haven't eaten cereal in years, nor have I eaten breakfast in years
Website: ionno, go eat yourself
Cartoon: Family Guy, South Park

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:guitar, I want to take up drums but....so expensive
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Ha! Used to...man...so many nights wasted...
Like to sing?: Yes, in the shower, and in front of the computer
Have a job?: Yes, I am a cook at The Daily Grill...woot
Have a cell phone?: no
Like to play sports?: I like to play them yes, but getting off my ass is difficult sometimes
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope, single, yep...single
Have a crush on someone?: I'm not sure...I think...maybe...I don't know
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Yes indeedalee doo
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: nope, just 1
Have any special talents/skills?: I'd say no, but I can be annoying...is that a skill?
Like school?: The whole going to classes smells, but school is good because lots of people I know gather there.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: maybe, it's worth a shot
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yuh huh
Speak any other languages?: a few words and phrases, nothing fluent
Go a day without food?: I could try, but I get VERY angry when deprived of food.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Yes, I'd stay up forever if I didn't need sleep...stupid body.
Read music, not just tabs?: Yes, I can read music, but I prefer tabs and learning by ear
Roll your tongue?: to win
Eat a whole pizza?: I can, shouldn't though

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: yes, late night adventure anyone...come on it's gonna be fun
Cried to get out of trouble?: it got me out of a suspension in grade 7, don't ask what I did.
Gotten lost in your city?: Yep, for 3 hours in the woods, it's funny now that I look back on it.
Seen a shooting star?: maybe, can't remember
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: I've never been outside this province...yeah
Had a serious surgery?: yes, hip, and appendix...if that counts as serious
Stolen something important to someone else?: Pssh, I stole those souls fair and square, so what, wanna fight about it
Solved a rubiks cube?: no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: nope, but I will...sometime
Cried over a girl?: Yes
Cried over a boy?: nope
Kissed a random stranger?: No.
Hugged a random stranger?: hmm, yes I believe I have
Been in a fist fight?: yeah, not much of one though
Been arrested?: nope
Done drugs?: yes, most likely not doing any ever again, or at least for a long while
Had alcohol?: yes, oh boy
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: fruit punch, and bubblegum
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I haven't :'(
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday? No.
Swore at your parents?: yes
Been to warped tour?: nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: by accident
Been in love?: No...want to though.
Been close to love?: mebbe
Been to a casino?:: Not yet.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: yes, it was funny till I saw the corpse
Broken a bone?: not really broken, more like fucked up
Gotten stitches?:: Yes, 4 times, I'm scar-ilicious.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: No
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: that would be interesting
Made homemade muffins?: hmmm, i helped make them...that's about it though
Bitten someone?: mmm, yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: no, i've never been out of the province...
Been to niagra falls?: no
Burped in someones face?: Yes.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: this morning...shawn needs to proofread ;)
Went to the bathroom: hmmm, when I got home from the show which was about 20 minutes ago or so
Saw a movie in theaters: ooo while back...with ashley, rob and courtney, expensive times...
Read a book: while ago, yeesh
Had a snow day: Last year
Had a party: I haven't had a party in a REALLY long time, but I've been to a bunch
Had a slumber party: never?
Made fun of someone: tonight? I don't remember these things too well
Tripped in front of someone: uhm, maybe when I was a lil intoxicated, shhh
Went to the grocery store: hmmm, while back, late night adventure, 4am, yeah...burbank.
Got sick: i am sick now, grrrrr....hilary....grrrr
Cursed: I cursed during the typing of this ha!

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white: you know who's black/white...michael jackson...ba zing...i'm not very funny
Lights on/lights off:: depends on what i'm doing
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck: depends on what i'm doing
Body spray/lotion: neither?
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: both
Headache/stomach ache: i get stomach aches all the time, i've learned to tolerate them now.
Paint/charcoal: paint
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese...mongolian...yeeeeah
Summer/winter: summer
-v-
Snow/rain: Rain, yeeeeah
Fog/misty: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Boy/girl: Girls.
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: icing
Cake/pie: cake
French toast/french fries: neither, blah
Strawberries/blueberries: what for?
Ocean/swimming pool: pool
Hugs/kisses: both, at the same time, hmmm....
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: pocket
Window/door: window
Emo/goth: I find the associated looks pertaining to both of them attractive physically, but MOST of them are fucked in the head/dumbasses
Pink/purple: Purple.
Cat/dog: cat, i have a cat, wheeeee
Long sleeve/short sleeve: long
Pants/shorts:: Pants. Or maybe those pants that are like, shorts AT THE SAME TIME!@!1
Winter break/spring break: winter, it's longer
Spring/autumn:: autumn, yay, leaves
Clouds/clear sky: clear sky, with a little bit of cloud
Moon/mars:: The moon

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?: a booshel
Do you have a best friend?: yeah shawn boudreau I reckon
Have you ever liked one of your friends?: yup
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: not sure, maybe guys, i dunno
Have you ever lost a friend?: to death and to just drifting away, or unsettlable differences
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: Yup
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?: For Sure
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend?: yeah
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?: ionno, ask them
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: uhm, just being my friend and putting up with me's a pretty nice thing
Do you miss any of your old friends?: a few
What friend have you known the longest?: Zima
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?: Yeah, most likely
If so, what is it?: too many to list, sadly
How often do you spend time with your friends?: As much as I can, but it's hard
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yup
Has a friend of yours ever died?: yes
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?: hmm there's a lot, but I refuse to state them on the grounds that they may incriminate me further
What do you think your friends think of you?: ionno, talk to them

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?: naw
If you have, with who?:
Are you single?:: Yes
Are you in a relationship?:: No, duh
If so, for how long?:
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: maybe, who knows
What is your idea of the best date?: It's something I wrote about, if you reallly want to read it ask me
What was your first kiss like?: Incredible, but it only got better afterwards
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: i'm not telling
Do you think love is a load of shit?: I hope not
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?: ionno
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: yes two, one lasted 4 days the other 2 weeks, yeah
Have you ever been dumped?: twice, hmm
Have you ever dumped someone?: no

I....
am: too effin quiet albaseb
want: stuff, and...other stuff, and someone...maybe
need: to stop being bored enough to do these surveys
crave:: attention, substance...oops, and some mongolian
love: caffeine, and...other things
hate: my step-grandfather
did: not eat a 20 foot sandwich
feel: bored, exhausted, inquisitive
miss: people, and the 90's
am annoyed by: myself, work interfering with my life, there's a lot but I don't wanna complain
am tired of: being alone, yeah I said, go eat yourself
will always: be me, or something similar

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?: there's a lot, i have an open-mind, believe it or not
What time is it now?: 1:08am
What day is it?:: sunday now
Whens the last time you called someone?: uhh yesterday
How much money do you have right now?: not a whole lot...dammit
Are you hungry?: not particularly
Whatcha doin?:: this, grr
Do you like paradise?: yeah, show me the way (8)
Do you like the moon?: yes, but i'm not sure if it likes me back
What are you going to do when you’re done with this?: sleep, maybe
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: flight
Have you ever had a picnic?: Yup
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?: no
What about sock em boppers?: nope
Are you wearing any socks right now?: Yup

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?: not particularly
pretty?: not particularly
sarcastic?: yeah, maybe a lil too much sometimes
lazy?: most of the time
hyper?: yes, naturally comes not too often but caffeine induced hyperness does
friendly?: I try to be
evil?: not particularly
smart?: no, not really
strong?:: strong how, wait, no, not particularly
talented?: yeah I have couple talents, nothing incredible though

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW
high: k-dash
skip: me
dance: emilee
lonely: uhm, i know a lot of lonely people, they don't show it, but they are
pen: camerson, i don't know why
flower: vanessa, you wouldn't know her
window: dun know
psycho: gwen, but that what makes her gwen and I like Gwen
brain freeze: yeah dane, i don't get them for some reason
orange: ionno
sassy: dunno
jelly: dane

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: against
love:: For.
drunk drivers: Against.
airplanes: For
war: Against.
canada: For
united states: against
rock music:: For.
gay marriage: For
school: For
surveys: For
parents:: meh, i guess they're needed
cars:: for
killing:: for self defense yeah
britney spears:: Against
coffee:: For
pants: Against.

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Hell yeah.
Play strip poker?: yeah sure why not
Run away?: yeah but not by myself...
Curse at a teacher?: naw, too much of a wuss, but it's so tempting
Not take a shower for a week?: maybe, but there'd have to be a good reason not to
Ask someone out?: aarhhg scary, plus not sure how they feel, asking someone out and them rejecting you changes your relationship with them, so aoheohawe
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: maybe
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: hell yea
Go scuba diving?: Yep
Write a book?:: Yes.
Become a rockstar?: that'd be cool
Have casual sex?: uhm no probably not

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?: whatever i finds, i uses
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: uhm, ionno
What kind of computer do you have?:: pentium 4
What grade are you in?: 12
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: not at people, just in general
Or just make out?: haven't done, but i assume it would be nice
How many posters do you have in your room?: none, just me pirate flag matey
How many cds do you have?: not a whole lot
What time is it now?:: 1:24am...holy shit

I love you, I love everyone, everything, but most of all...I love caffeine.

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 17:18:51 GMT

Everything is beautiful. I love everything. Everyone. It's such a perfect day. The sun shining, blue skies draped across the scattered whisp of cloud. The trees green with slightly more colour than usual. Yes, fall is approaching and the air is thick with a beauty and sensation of glory and wonderment. There is a musky warmth that encircles everything and i can see it weaving in and out of the trees slipping its way and kissing the soft sky. My whole body is relaxed and everything is alive. The air, the sky, the ground, it's all moving and dancing in unity. My eyes are wide and bright with the glow of the afternoon light. A soft breeze kisses my face and slithers down to my toes. Today is absolutely gorgeous, if you're not already outside, GET THERE! I need to do something, today's my only day off work this week. Aren't gonna be many more wonderful days like these.

Where am I?

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:49:12 GMT

I'm going for that really long walk in Waterloo Park on Wednesday. Even if I walk by myself, I just really need to do this. Come if you want to.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:47:52 GMT

Hurrah, the first week of school is over. This first week wasn't so bad I guess. Could have been better. I really notice now just how many people are gone. I worked tonight, and I would've gone to the show, had it not been canceled. I also would've done something interesting tonight, but it's too late.

Instead of listening to emo, listen to ska. If you don't like ska...you ain't shit.

Once again, I don't know where the hell to go from here. In a lot of ways.

I need a new job, this one is boring and can no longer support my needs.

I need a girl. Someone to fall in love with. Not some fling. It'll happen when it happens.

Hopefully sooner than later.

I realized I have no talent/expertise. This year I'm being forced to remedy this, yay!

I've decided to move out sometime in the middle of this year. I don't want to go an entire year at home again.

I'm willing to sneak out on weekends and even school nights. Anyone else feel like late night adventures?

I want to go on a really long walk down one of those trails that start at waterloo park.

I'm laying off substances for a while, I've experimented, I'm not making it a habit or an escape.

I'd give it all up in a second. For you.

Starting this week, I'm getting into a regular exercise routine, for I am fat.

I found out I gain weight because when I'm bored (which is often), I eat to help make the boredome go away temporarily.

My dreams are confusing and make perfect sense at the same time, it's weird.

They reflect what's on my mind before I go to bed.

Before I go to bed I think about...

I'm going to paint my room.

Does anyone wanna help me build a secret cabin in the woods?

In conclusion, this friday, kidnap me, and take me to the show. PLEASE!

ddrunk whoooo party poop turd happy

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 05:23:59 GMT

everything sobering up and i'm drunk right now and sitll possibly high it's incredible i understand everything and help tenet i'm sleeping in a tent and i know we erything it's incredible the jello0 matrix is everything you don't even know everything is one and different at the samme time its incredible i don't knolw what everything means but it's jello and it's one the bubbles are watchin goverf and the barriers to the outside world and the jello will be eaten one day and becomne one and be reborn into everything again and it's all perfect and incredible and life goes and evolves and becomes everything into one and the worl dis torn and ripped apart buit becoimes one again and into everything
the worl is perfect all as it should be and the grass the tresees the animals it's all one its all living and part of the matrix jello into evertyhing the chreerry the lime green all the flavour all the colour it's all represteative of the one universe as it is in all it's everything good the bad is everything the bad is existant with the good and it all becomes one in the end it's all relative to everything awesome incredible owonderful the world love holds everything together as one and is the bond for the molecules that make up the jello worl din awesome and in groudn, sky , grass it's all one but separeate at the same time in one mold of one created in one being's creationivity to be perfect and incredivley one, i'm drunk, goodnight.

What's a boy supposed to do

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 06:58:57 GMT

If you can guess who wrote this and the title of it without looking it up I'll give you a shiny new dollar.

She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mind
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides

She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice

You've gone a million miles
How far'd you get
To that place where you can't remember
And you can't forget

She'll lead you down a path
There'll be tenderness in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
She'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret garden
Where everything you want
Where everything you need
Will always stay
A million miles away

...about that shiny new dollar...I lied! Ahahahahaheaeha.

p.s. cool post on my xanga i was too lazy to post here check it out

Not Again...

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 04:30:51 GMT

I am The stupidest person I know.

Holy Shit Fucks

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 21:22:38 GMT

I've just had the trippiest and quite possibly scariest dream of my life to date. Here it is:
I hadn't slept for days, I thought I was goind crazy. I went to Shawn's party and I had just arrived so I went up to his parents' bedroom to make a phone call so I could round up more people. I lied down on the bed and dialed the number. It was about that time my entire body became stiff and I couldn't move at all no matter how much I tried. I couldn't speak a word at at all either. It was almost like choking except I could still breathe. The person on the phone's voice became so quiet it was barely noticable.
Then, just ahead of me on the wall appeared a silouette. It took on the shape of a dinosaur character from an old television show I used to watch. It uttered something, it was clear as day in the dream but I forget it now. At this point I was still in shock from not being able to move or speak. Then, it started to come out of the wall and into full colour. It changed shape again into the shape of a head. The head was translucent and blue and had three horns on it's head. It looked really gruesome and had brownish yellowish fangs. It smiled at me in a way that made me feel like my entire body had become hollow. I tried to scream but nothing came out. I knew if I could get someone upstairs the monster would disappear but my cries just wouldn't come out. The head lunged at me and I knew I couldn't let it get close to me. I don't know why, in the dream I knew I was seeing these things that weren't real. But in my head I knew I had to fight them. I struggled but the head stopped coming closer. Then it changed shape again to something similar except it was wearing a trench coat and seemed a lot darker than the other. It said something that I also don't remember but it's words cut right through me. It tried to come at me but I couldn't stop it it just got closer and closer.
Then I woke up. I was so relieved that I could move and speak. That was only about 15 minutes ago now that I was napping and had this dream. Yeah I really don't believe anything comes close to this dream for frighteningness. I'm not sure what it means entirely but I know I'm definitely not gonna try and stay awake to halucinate. Not ever....I need coffee. Byeee.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 07:52:13 GMT

I'm bored yes, and if you're bored read on.

ABOUT YOU
Your full name: Jonathan Cameron Andrews The 3rd
Age:: 17
Height:: 5'9...ish
Natural hair colour: brown, not dark nor light, just boring old brown
Eye colour: Hazel
Number of siblings::1
Glasses/contacts?: I found out i need glasses, i don't want em but if i have to i'll get contacts
Piercings:: ears and eyebrow, maybe one more
Tattoos:: I want one on my back, just don't know what I want it of, Any Suggestions???
Braces?:: probably need

FAVOURITE
Colour: Blue, Black
Band:: System of a Down, Metallica, At the Drive-In and The Mars Volta
Song:: right now prolly rolodex propoganda by ATDI
Stuffed animal:: I have a brown bear given to me after my dad passed away and a yellow bear given to me at birth.
Video game:: Either Zelda Link To The Past or Smash Bros. Melee
TV show:: Family Guy, South Park and The Daily Show
Movie:: Braveheart, American History X, Pirates of The Carribean, Fight Club, etc.
Book:: I don't read...that much
Food:: Mongolian Grill, mmmmm, just nobody ever wants to go with me.
Game on a cell phone:: This little space invader type one i dunno.
CD cover:: Deloused In The Comatorium
Flower:: Daffodils
Perfume: El Naturale
Animal:: Penguins, lemurs and fox
Comic book:: Cracked, I threw them all out though :'(
Cereal:: this stuff from years ago that were these little puffs with jam in the middle
Website:: Ebaumsworld
Cartoon:: Family Guy and South Park

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: I play guitar, don't practice = me sucking, I'd like to learn keyboards too, maybe get better at trumpet for ska purposes as well.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Used to, don't anymore
Like to sing?:: I enjoy it, while by myself of course.
Have a job?:: Yeah, as a chef/food prep kinda guy, or just call me kitchen bitch
Have a cell phone?:: No, but I kinda want one for practical purposes
Like to play sports?:: Yes, but laziness and lack of organization often prevent me from doing so.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: NO I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Have a crush on someone?:: I don't even know anymore.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: yes
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: just 1, I don't watch it that much
Have any special talents/skills?: uhm, being annoying...that's about it.
Exercise daily?:: not daily, well, I do rollerblade almost everyday
Like school?:: For it's social purposes yes, other than that I'm not in it cuz I like it.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Attempts..............................and fails.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: yes and no, and maybe, death
Speak any other languages?:: I forgot what French I knew.
Go a day without food?:: The famine and prolly some other times too.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yes, I think I got up to about 35 hours.
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes, to an extent.
Roll your tongue?:: Roll up the Rim to win bitch.
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yes I can, and I probably shouldn't either.

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yes Indeed, but my mom really doesn't care.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: Aye, when I was a wee lad growin' up in the hood g dawg.
Gotten lost in your city?:: Not terribly lost, but it'd be fun.
Seen a shooting star?:: Mebbe
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: I live in one, that I've never been out of.
Had a serious surgery?:: Appendix removal and hip surgery
Stolen something important to someone else?:: I'm a prominent stealer of human and animal souls alike.
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Faster than you can count to 13 trillion.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Yes, I'd do it now if i owned pajamas.
Cried over a girl?:: Yes
Cried over a boy?:: No.
Kissed a random stranger?:: No.
Hugged a random stranger?:: Yes, a few times.
Been in a fist fight?:: Yeah.
Been arrested?:: Nope.
Done drugs?:: mebbe, and by mebbe I mean yes.
Had alcohol?:: yessum
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: not milk, fruit punch yes, 'twas funny
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: No, but next time I'm in one I shall.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: Nope.
Swore at your parents?:: yeah
Been to warped tour?:: No, maybe next year, maybe.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Don't think I have, at least on purpose.
Been in love?:: Naw, maybe, I don't know, cheese.
Been close to love?:: i think this ones a little more accurate but I'm still not sure
Been to a casino?:: Nope.
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Nope, nor do I posess the means.
Broken a bone?:: Not broken, fucked up yes. It got me out of a lot of school.
Gotten stitches?:: four times, would've been 3 if the surgeon didn't fuck up
Had a water balloon fight in winter?:: Bad Idea.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: Good Idea
Made homemade muffins?:: Bad Idea, they come alive and set your house on fire.
Bitten someone?:: Yes, biting, mmmm
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: No
More than 5 times?:: nope
Been to Niagara falls?:: There's a point in Ontario that I have not ventured past.
Burped in someones face?:: Apologies to whoever I did it to.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes, they should die.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: last night
Went to the bathroom:: Can't remember, I gotta go.
Saw a movie in theaters:: saw spiderman 2 some while ago
Read a book:: Summerschool last year
Had a snow day:: when there was enough snow to necessitate one
Had a party:: Haven't had a party in a long time, went to Shawn's a couple weeks ago though.
Had a slumber party:: OMG like I totally haven't
Made fun of someone:: The last time I cannot remember.
Tripped in front of someone:: at the u plaza on my blades, some drunk people laughed at me, then their car exploded, coincidence?
Went to the grocery store:: before shawn went on his fergus trip
Got sick:: some time ago
Cursed:: earlier, at my brother "get the fuck out of my room or i keel you"

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: off
TV/movie:: Movies
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: Spray
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: both, maybe make a little fort action
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: Girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: French fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: pool
Hugs/kisses:: Best done at the same time.
Cookies/muffins:: damnit!, they're both so tasty uhhhh uhmmmm, fuck! We're all gonnna DIEE!!! AHHAHHAH
Wallet/pocket:: Wall Socket
Window/door:: whichever's closer
Emo/goth:: Neither, though I do find goth's pretty darn attractive.
Pink/purple: purpel
Cat/dog:: Cat, or a cat/dog hybrid that breathes fire
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: depends
Pants/shorts:: depends
Winter break/spring break:: winter...it's longer :D
Spring/autumn:: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: clear
Moon/mars:: moon

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: A booshel
Do you have a best friend?:: Mebbe
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: I think I might now...but I dunno ahahrhhdhggg
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: probably guys, but i think it's pretty close
Have you ever lost a friend?:: drifting apart yeah, i don't think ever to a disagreement
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: Aye once, when I was scalin' the mountains in the middle east
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: CHING CHANG MOA!!!!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yes
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: I dunno, it's up to the friend
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Don't remember
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yeah i guess, but whaddya gonna do
What friend have you known the longest?:: Zima
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: yes
If so, what is it?:: stepped on their foot
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: As much time as I can.
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yup.
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: I guess, they were a friend, an adult friend though, he was more like an uncle almost
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: lit a fire in the woods near my place
What do you think your friends think of you?:: I dunno, ask them?

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: ionno
If you have, with who?:: ionno
Are you single?:: yup
Are you in a relationship?:: man, the person who makes these surveys sucks ass
If so, for how long?::
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: I dunno, maybe.
What is your idea of the best date?:: Ask and I'll send it to you, I wrote a story.
What was your first kiss like?:: In-freakin-credible
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: not telling
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Naw
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: i dunno, can't pick
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes, i've had 2 girlfriends, one 4 days, the other 2 weeks.....
Have you ever been dumped?:: yes, twice...
Have you ever dumped someone?:: no

I....
want:: a girlfriend and to fall in love with her
need:: a sandwich
crave:: attention, affection
love:: music
hate:: my step-grandfather
did:: nobody
feel:: bored, tired, somewhat lonesome, mellow
miss:: my uncle's cottage, my dad, being a kid, etc.
am annoyed by:: emo kids
would rather:: be out on a late night adventure
am tired of:: these late nights by myself doing these surveys to pass the time
will always:: *starts singing theme from the bodyguard*

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: rock, metal, punk, ska, altenative, trance, a lot of older rock and roll, old school hip hop, prog. rock
What time is it now?:: 3:34 am
What day is it?:: Monday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: uhh I called April like...a week and a half ago...ish, wow that's a quite a long time
How much money do you have right now?:: enough to make my purchase tomorrow...errr today
Are you hungry?:: quite
Whatcha doin?:: listening to music while typing this
Do you like paradise?:: where is it, if you know please point me in the general direction
Do you like the moon?:: mmmmmm moon, i I LIVE ON THE MOON@N@@
What are you going to do when you're done with this?:: go to the washroom, then sleep....maybe
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: flight
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yep
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: nope
What about sock em boppers?:: nope
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: holy cow, black socks

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: funny lookin oh snap
pretty?:: uhh no
sarcastic?:: sometimes a little too sarcastic
lazy?:: you better fuckin believe it
hyper?:: not now, pump some caffeine into me though and whooosh
friendly?:: yeah
evil?:: I think I am, but I'm probably not.
smart?:: not really
strong?:: strong willed
talented?:: uhh not really

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW
high:: afroman
skip:: me
dance:: emilee
lonely:: me i guess
pen:: i have no idea
flower:: nikki
window:: ...
psycho:: zima, shawn
brain freeze::dane
orange:: steve
sassy:: ionno
jelly:: ionno, someone hideously overweight

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: kinda against
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: for
school:: for but...
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: if it's absolutely necessary
britney spears:: against what she stands for
coffee:: is divine
pants:: against, fuck pants, they should die

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: sure
Play strip poker?:: yes
Run away?:: maybe
Curse at a teacher?:: depends on the teacher
Not take a shower for a week?:: i'd try not to cuz it'd be kinda gross
Ask someone out?:: yeah i would, but whom...dun dun dun
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: who cares
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: as soon as i can, i will
Go scuba diving?:: sure why not
Write a book?::. sure why not
Become a rockstar?:: sure why not
Have casual sex?:: sure why not

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: ionno
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: uhm, what counts as sexual
What kind of computer do you have?:: pentium4
What grade are you in?:: goin' into 5th year o gr12
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: tee hee
Or just make out?:: fuck popcorn, make out
How many posters do you have in your room?::i had a couple, now it's just the pirate flag
How many cds do you have?:: a booshel
What time is it now?:: 3:49 am

-Stream of Conciousness-

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 04:18:23 GMT

-Stream of Conciousness-
This type of writing involves the person writing constantly without stopping to think or lift up the writing utencil. You simply write the first things that come into your mind. You can pick a topic beforehand to inspire you or give you some kind of direction. Spelling, grammar and punctuation are unimportant you just simply write. This exercise helps to bring out your creativity and parts of your conciousness you didn't know were there. We did this almost every day in my writer's craft class (which I stopped going to halfway through the year for reasons that are my own). Anyways I wanted an idea for an entry so I pulled out the old binder and chose a random one. I also encourage anyone else to try this. It can be pretty fun.
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Ok, so I don't have a topic, well I'm smert I can think of one on my own...ummm hows about...no that's been done. What about bicycles, ok that works. Now let's put it into my favourite context...Action/Violence! OK so I'm riding my bike down a hill when all of a sudden a car comes out of nowhere and crashes into the rear tire of my bike. The stupid cunt, just continues driving. That's when the Jon anger kicks in. So I start chasing him on my mangled bike and eventually (due to my mad skills) I catch up to the car. I begin ramming the side of the faggot's chevy. Not so like a rock now that I've put many a dent in it. Anyways due to the fact that i have super powers a rocket launcher appears on my handle bars I fire the rockets at the car. First I hit one right through the passenger side window. BLAST!@ I missed him. I fire again, arggh I missed again. This time it flew past his stupid head making his hair fly up and it broke the driver's side window hitting the car adjacent to him. Oooops well she shouldn't have been there anyway. Fortunately I killed that person and their car continued moving. I fired the rocket launcher one more time this time hitting him square in the side of the head with just enough time to see the expression on his face. His head ended up flying off and into teh car adjacent heh. Anyhow, I jumped into the car and flung the remaining body out the window. I glanced at the rearview mirror only to see an old woman swerving away from the corpse and hitting a telephone poll. Her car blew up ooooo pretty. Then the poll began to crack. I stopped the car and looked back. The poll began to tip and just my luck another old man in a car came driving up oh look it's my step-grandfather. Oh shit the poll fell on him yeeech what a mess. Wow I'm bored so I jump out of the car and walk into the nearest liquor store. Fortunately I remembered to bring my rocket launcher I pointed at the clerk. Then Blew his head off. I hopped over the counter and grabbed the money in the register and ran around back to wehre a truck full of beer was making a delivery. I hopped in and started the engine. What's that sound? Ooops I ran over the delivery guy. Oh well. Later on I'm driving along the 401 when it hit me. I could turn this truck into one giant bomb. That should eliminate this grid lock. So once again I use my mad skill and boom! YAY! THE END
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Yes I am aware that my story was incredibly morbid. No I am not homocidal. I was just having a really bad day when I wrote this and a good portion of that was due to my step grandfather. For the record, murder, grand theft auto, vandalism, driving without a license, driving while impaired and underage drinking are baaaaad. But super powers kick ass. That is all.

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 08:34:36 GMT

I've decided to post stuff here, except it's going to be the exact same thing I post on my Xanga. So, nothing special.