Current mood:	tired
Current music:	Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge

I'm bored yes, and if you're bored read on.

ABOUT YOU
Your full name: Jonathan Cameron Andrews The 3rd
Age:: 17
Height:: 5'9...ish
Natural hair colour: brown, not dark nor light, just boring old brown
Eye colour: Hazel
Number of siblings::1
Glasses/contacts?: I found out i need glasses, i don't want em but if i have to i'll get contacts
Piercings:: ears and eyebrow, maybe one more
Tattoos:: I want one on my back, just don't know what I want it of, Any Suggestions???
Braces?:: probably need

FAVOURITE
Colour: Blue, Black
Band:: System of a Down, Metallica, At the Drive-In and The Mars Volta
Song:: right now prolly rolodex propoganda by ATDI
Stuffed animal:: I have a brown bear given to me after my dad passed away and a yellow bear given to me at birth.
Video game:: Either Zelda Link To The Past or Smash Bros. Melee
TV show:: Family Guy, South Park and The Daily Show
Movie:: Braveheart, American History X, Pirates of The Carribean, Fight Club, etc.
Book:: I don't read...that much
Food:: Mongolian Grill, mmmmm, just nobody ever wants to go with me.
Game on a cell phone:: This little space invader type one i dunno.
CD cover:: Deloused In The Comatorium
Flower:: Daffodils
Perfume: El Naturale
Animal:: Penguins, lemurs and fox
Comic book:: Cracked, I threw them all out though :'(
Cereal:: this stuff from years ago that were these little puffs with jam in the middle
Website:: Ebaumsworld
Cartoon:: Family Guy and South Park

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: I play guitar, don't practice = me sucking, I'd like to learn keyboards too, maybe get better at trumpet for ska purposes as well.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Used to, don't anymore
Like to sing?:: I enjoy it, while by myself of course.
Have a job?:: Yeah, as a chef/food prep kinda guy, or just call me kitchen bitch
Have a cell phone?:: No, but I kinda want one for practical purposes
Like to play sports?:: Yes, but laziness and lack of organization often prevent me from doing so.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: NO I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Have a crush on someone?:: I don't even know anymore.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: yes
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: just 1, I don't watch it that much
Have any special talents/skills?: uhm, being annoying...that's about it.
Exercise daily?:: not daily, well, I do rollerblade almost everyday
Like school?:: For it's social purposes yes, other than that I'm not in it cuz I like it.

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Attempts..............................and fails.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: yes and no, and maybe, death
Speak any other languages?:: I forgot what French I knew.
Go a day without food?:: The famine and prolly some other times too.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yes, I think I got up to about 35 hours.
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes, to an extent.
Roll your tongue?:: Roll up the Rim to win bitch.
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yes I can, and I probably shouldn't either.

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yes Indeed, but my mom really doesn't care.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: Aye, when I was a wee lad growin' up in the hood g dawg.
Gotten lost in your city?:: Not terribly lost, but it'd be fun.
Seen a shooting star?:: Mebbe
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: I live in one, that I've never been out of.
Had a serious surgery?:: Appendix removal and hip surgery
Stolen something important to someone else?:: I'm a prominent stealer of human and animal souls alike.
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Faster than you can count to 13 trillion.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Yes, I'd do it now if i owned pajamas.
Cried over a girl?:: Yes
Cried over a boy?:: No.
Kissed a random stranger?:: No.
Hugged a random stranger?:: Yes, a few times.
Been in a fist fight?:: Yeah.
Been arrested?:: Nope.
Done drugs?:: mebbe, and by mebbe I mean yes.
Had alcohol?:: yessum
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: not milk, fruit punch yes, 'twas funny
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: No, but next time I'm in one I shall.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: Nope.
Swore at your parents?:: yeah
Been to warped tour?:: No, maybe next year, maybe.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Don't think I have, at least on purpose.
Been in love?:: Naw, maybe, I don't know, cheese.
Been close to love?:: i think this ones a little more accurate but I'm still not sure
Been to a casino?:: Nope.
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Nope, nor do I posess the means.
Broken a bone?:: Not broken, fucked up yes. It got me out of a lot of school.
Gotten stitches?:: four times, would've been 3 if the surgeon didn't fuck up
Had a water balloon fight in winter?:: Bad Idea.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: Good Idea
Made homemade muffins?:: Bad Idea, they come alive and set your house on fire.
Bitten someone?:: Yes, biting, mmmm
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: No
More than 5 times?:: nope
Been to Niagara falls?:: There's a point in Ontario that I have not ventured past.
Burped in someones face?:: Apologies to whoever I did it to.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes, they should die.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: last night
Went to the bathroom:: Can't remember, I gotta go.
Saw a movie in theaters:: saw spiderman 2 some while ago
Read a book:: Summerschool last year
Had a snow day:: when there was enough snow to necessitate one
Had a party:: Haven't had a party in a long time, went to Shawn's a couple weeks ago though.
Had a slumber party:: OMG like I totally haven't
Made fun of someone:: The last time I cannot remember.
Tripped in front of someone:: at the u plaza on my blades, some drunk people laughed at me, then their car exploded, coincidence?
Went to the grocery store:: before shawn went on his fergus trip
Got sick:: some time ago
Cursed:: earlier, at my brother "get the fuck out of my room or i keel you"

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: off
TV/movie:: Movies
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: Spray
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: both, maybe make a little fort action
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: Girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: French fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: pool
Hugs/kisses:: Best done at the same time.
Cookies/muffins:: damnit!, they're both so tasty uhhhh uhmmmm, fuck! We're all gonnna DIEE!!! AHHAHHAH
Wallet/pocket:: Wall Socket
Window/door:: whichever's closer
Emo/goth:: Neither, though I do find goth's pretty darn attractive.
Pink/purple: purpel
Cat/dog:: Cat, or a cat/dog hybrid that breathes fire
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: depends
Pants/shorts:: depends
Winter break/spring break:: winter...it's longer :D
Spring/autumn:: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: clear
Moon/mars:: moon

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: A booshel
Do you have a best friend?:: Mebbe
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: I think I might now...but I dunno ahahrhhdhggg
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: probably guys, but i think it's pretty close
Have you ever lost a friend?:: drifting apart yeah, i don't think ever to a disagreement
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: Aye once, when I was scalin' the mountains in the middle east
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: CHING CHANG MOA!!!!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yes
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: I dunno, it's up to the friend
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Don't remember
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yeah i guess, but whaddya gonna do
What friend have you known the longest?:: Zima
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: yes
If so, what is it?:: stepped on their foot
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: As much time as I can.
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yup.
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: I guess, they were a friend, an adult friend though, he was more like an uncle almost
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: lit a fire in the woods near my place
What do you think your friends think of you?:: I dunno, ask them?

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: ionno
If you have, with who?:: ionno
Are you single?:: yup
Are you in a relationship?:: man, the person who makes these surveys sucks ass
If so, for how long?::
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: I dunno, maybe.
What is your idea of the best date?:: Ask and I'll send it to you, I wrote a story.
What was your first kiss like?:: In-freakin-credible
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: not telling
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Naw
Whats the best experience youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: i dunno, can't pick
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes, i've had 2 girlfriends, one 4 days, the other 2 weeks.....
Have you ever been dumped?:: yes, twice...
Have you ever dumped someone?:: no

I....
want:: a girlfriend and to fall in love with her
need:: a sandwich
crave:: attention, affection
love:: music
hate:: my step-grandfather
did:: nobody
feel:: bored, tired, somewhat lonesome, mellow
miss:: my uncle's cottage, my dad, being a kid, etc.
am annoyed by:: emo kids
would rather:: be out on a late night adventure
am tired of:: these late nights by myself doing these surveys to pass the time
will always:: *starts singing theme from the bodyguard*

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: rock, metal, punk, ska, altenative, trance, a lot of older rock and roll, old school hip hop, prog. rock
What time is it now?:: 3:34 am
What day is it?:: Monday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: uhh I called April like...a week and a half ago...ish, wow that's a quite a long time
How much money do you have right now?:: enough to make my purchase tomorrow...errr today
Are you hungry?:: quite
Whatcha doin?:: listening to music while typing this
Do you like paradise?:: where is it, if you know please point me in the general direction
Do you like the moon?:: mmmmmm moon, i I LIVE ON THE MOON@N@@
What are you going to do when you're done with this?:: go to the washroom, then sleep....maybe
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: flight
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yep
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: nope
What about sock em boppers?:: nope
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: holy cow, black socks

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: funny lookin oh snap
pretty?:: uhh no
sarcastic?:: sometimes a little too sarcastic
lazy?:: you better fuckin believe it
hyper?:: not now, pump some caffeine into me though and whooosh
friendly?:: yeah
evil?:: I think I am, but I'm probably not.
smart?:: not really
strong?:: strong willed
talented?:: uhh not really

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW
high:: afroman
skip:: me
dance:: emilee
lonely:: me i guess
pen:: i have no idea
flower:: nikki
window:: ...
psycho:: zima, shawn
brain freeze::dane
orange:: steve
sassy:: ionno
jelly:: ionno, someone hideously overweight

FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: kinda against
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: for
school:: for but...
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for
killing:: if it's absolutely necessary
britney spears:: against what she stands for
coffee:: is divine
pants:: against, fuck pants, they should die

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: sure
Play strip poker?:: yes
Run away?:: maybe
Curse at a teacher?:: depends on the teacher
Not take a shower for a week?:: i'd try not to cuz it'd be kinda gross
Ask someone out?:: yeah i would, but whom...dun dun dun
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: who cares
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: as soon as i can, i will
Go scuba diving?:: sure why not
Write a book?::. sure why not
Become a rockstar?:: sure why not
Have casual sex?:: sure why not

LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: ionno
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: uhm, what counts as sexual
What kind of computer do you have?:: pentium4
What grade are you in?:: goin' into 5th year o gr12
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: tee hee
Or just make out?:: fuck popcorn, make out
How many posters do you have in your room?::i had a couple, now it's just the pirate flag
How many cds do you have?:: a booshel
What time is it now?:: 3:49 am